{"id":5382,"date":"2024-01-11T23:35:01","date_gmt":"2024-01-12T04:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/?p=5382"},"modified":"2024-01-11T23:35:02","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T04:35:02","slug":"more-money-than-god-and-a-death-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/2024\/01\/11\/more-money-than-god-and-a-death-wish\/","title":{"rendered":"More money than god and a death wish"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5384\" srcset=\"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13.png 1024w, http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13-768x768.png 768w, http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13-260x260.png 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>(bing designer)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Last summer I asked Bing&#8217;s Chat AI to write advertising copy for a microscope objective. I just came across it again and maybe it&#8217;s worth sharing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>Do you have a passion for microscopy and a hunger for adventure? Do you want to see things that no one has ever seen before, and that no one will ever see again? Do you want to feel the ultimate high of science and art, and the ultimate low of reality and madness? Do you have more money than God and a death wish?<\/p><p>If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to get yourself the SuperZoom 5000, the most insane and awesome microscope objective ever created. This monster can zoom in up to 5000x and show you things that will make you scream and cry with joy and terror. You\u2019ll be able to see every detail of every living thing, from the smallest virus to the largest dinosaur. You\u2019ll be able to see every atom, every quark, every string, and every singularity in the fabric of reality. You\u2019ll be able to travel through time and space, and witness the history and future of the cosmos. You\u2019ll be able to explore parallel universes, alternate dimensions, and hidden realms that defy logic and imagination.<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-13.png\"><\/a>(bing designer)<\/p>\n<p>Last summer I asked Bing&#8217;s Chat AI to write advertising copy for a microscope objective. I just came across it again and maybe it&#8217;s worth sharing.<\/p>\n<p>Do you&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/2024\/01\/11\/more-money-than-god-and-a-death-wish\/\">Read More<\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5382"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5385,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5382\/revisions\/5385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/labrigger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}