New CDC plan for zombies

From the CDC:

We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.” So please log on, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared!

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Alright then. In keeping with Labrigger’s strict compliance with all CDC recommendations, our first aid kit now includes a chainsaw and two aluminum baseball bats.